Tweet:Guy at bar: " When i was your age i was beating pussy off me, I see you have the opposite problem."
So, I go to the bar, first of all i am always the one picked on out of the group, due to my skinny frame, and braces. But thats not here nor there. I'm just drinking, having a good time with friends when i walk up to the bar. This bar has a dance floor and the guy was creeping on all the women there, not saying thats a bad thing but anyways....
He asks me why I'm not dancing, I tell him that i need to be drunk to dance. He then calls me a fag and asks if i like dudes, I tell him no, but he continues to press the issue of me dancing. He then drops the bomb,"When I was your age i was beating pussy off me, I see you have the opposite problem."
I walked away finished my drink, and went home to play World of Warcraft.
He hit the nail on the head.
